:23:01
Then hold your ears. Mr. Roberts?
:23:06
lt's only you, Ensign Pulver.
What are you doing in Mr. Roberts' locker?
:23:11
There was a shoebox in there somewhere.
l can't find it.
:23:14
Somebody stole it, that's all.
There's just nothin' they'll stop at!
:23:18
Broken right into the sanctity
of a man's own locker!
:23:20
ls Mr. Roberts back from the island yet?
:23:23
As soon as he gets back,
have him sign this baby.
:23:26
What is it? lt's the best letter
Mr. Roberts wrote yet.
:23:31
lt's gonna blow the old man
right through the overhead!
:23:34
This letter's liable to get him transferred.
:23:37
-Let me see that.
-Get a load of this line right here.
:23:40
''lncrease disharmony aboard this ship.''
:23:43
Ain't that a kick?
:23:45
l can't wait to jab this baby
in the old man's face.
:23:49
You know how he gets sick
when he gets extra mad at Mr. Roberts.
:23:53
When l deliver this letter,
l'm gonna take along a wastebasket.
:23:57
Let me know when Mr. Roberts gets back.
:24:07
lt was the most vicious fight
you ever saw in your life.
:24:10
Even after Dowdy and l broke up the fight,
l figured l had to do something right away.
:24:14
Frank, has Dolan been in here
with my letter?
:24:17
l don't know, Doug boy.
l just came in here myself.
:24:21
Doug, you don't know anyone
on that island, do you?
:24:23
Yeah, the port director. The guy
who decides where to send this ship next.
:24:27
A liberty port, for instance.
:24:29
Dowdy tipped me off. He used to drink
a quart of scotch every day of his life.
:24:33
You didn't give that shoebox to that
port director?
:24:36
l did, compliments of the Captain.
:24:39
You've been hoarding a quart of scotch
in a shoebox?
:24:42
l was gonna break it out
the day l get off this ship.
:24:45
Resurrection day!
:24:47
You wasted that bottle of scotch
on a man?
:24:51
Will you name me another sex
within 1,000 miles?
:24:55
What's eating you anyway, Frank?
:24:57
Well, look at the fancy pillows!