:19:01
About as high as a buildin orta grow.
:19:05
Evrythins like a dream in Kansas City
:19:09
Its better than a magic lantern show.
:19:12
Y cn turn the radiator on
whenever you want some heat,
:19:16
With evry kind o comfort
evry house is all complete,
:19:19
You cn walk to the privies in the rain
an never wet your feet--
:19:23
Theyve gone about as fur as they cn go!
:19:26
Yes, sir! Theyve gone
about as fur as they cn go!
:19:31
Evrythings up to date in Kansas City.
:19:34
Theyve gone about as fur as they cn go!
:19:38
They got a big theayter
they call a burleekew.
:19:41
Fer fifty cents you cn see a dandy show.
:19:44
Gals?
:19:45
One of the gals was fat and pink
and pretty,
:19:49
As round above as she was round below.
:19:52
I could swear that she was padded
from her shoulder to her heel,
:19:56
And then she started dancing
and her dancing made me feel
:20:00
That every single thing
she had was absolutely real
:20:03
She went about as fur as she could go!
:20:06
Yes, sir!
:20:07
She went about as fur as she could go!
:20:13
What you doing, Will?
:20:14
This is called a two-step.
:20:15
Thats all theyre dancing nowadays.
:20:17
The waltz is through.
:20:19
They dont do it alone.
Come on, Aunt Eller!
:20:28
Thats about as fur as I can go
:20:31
Yes sir! And thats about
as far as she can go
:20:36
What you doing now, Will?
:20:38
This heres called ragtime.
I seen a couple actors doing it.
:20:48
- Dont like it.
- Will, I do!