1:03:00
I wish youd let me show you something.
1:03:03
Theres a knothole over there
about as big as a dime.
1:03:07
You see it winking?
1:03:17
Right through the knothole,
slick as a whistle.
1:03:26
Who fired off a gun?
1:03:28
Was that you, Curly?
1:03:29
Well, I...
1:03:31
I shot once.
1:03:32
Well, what were you shooting at?
1:03:34
Knotholes.
1:03:35
Well, aint you a pair of purty nothings?
1:03:38
Pecking away at knotholes
and scaring everybody to death? Well!
1:03:43
What happened, Aunt Eller?
1:03:45
Nobody hurt. Just a pair of fools
swapping noises.
1:03:55
Mind if I visit with you gents?
I got a few pretties to show you.
1:03:59
Private knick-knacks,
special for the men folk.
1:04:03
Not me. I got to shine up that surrey
I hired for tonight.
1:04:11
Laurey promised to go with me,
and she better not change her mind.
1:04:16
She better not!
1:04:21
Now, take a look at those,
straight from Paris.
1:04:27
- You got a frog-sticker?
- You mean one of those long knives?
1:04:30
I tell you what Id like better.
You know the Little Wonder?
1:04:34
You hold it up to your eye to see pictures.
1:04:36
You say to a fellow,
Come here, look through here.
1:04:39
While hes looking,
you press a jigger on the end...
1:04:41
... out snaps a blade,
and bang, down you come.
1:04:46
A good joke to play on a friend.
1:04:48
I dont handle things like that.
Too dangerous.
1:04:51
- Look at these postcards.
- Im sick of them.
1:04:53
I want me a real woman.
Im tired of all these pictures of women.
1:04:57
Throw them away! Buy new ones!
1:04:59
You get tired of a woman,
what can you do? Nothing.