1:03:01
... thinks I ought to give myself up.
And right now he--
1:03:04
Oh, no!
1:03:05
Their train leaves in less than an hour.
Its their honeymoon!
1:03:08
Curly should go of his own accord
and tell the judge.
1:03:12
- Youre the judge, aint you, Andrew?
- Yeah.
1:03:15
Then tell him now and get it over with.
1:03:17
Its got to be done in court.
1:03:19
Oh, fiddlesticks. Lets do it here
and say we done it in court.
1:03:23
I cant do that. Thats breaking the law.
1:03:25
Lets not break the law.
Lets just bend it a little.
1:03:30
Come on, start the trial.
Weve aint got but a few minutes.
1:03:34
- Andrew, I got to protest.
- Shut your trap.
1:03:37
We can give the boy a fair trial
without locking him up on his honeymoon.
1:03:41
All right. Heres the long and short of it.
1:03:45
Whats your plea?
1:03:47
That means, whyd you do it?
1:03:48
Juds been pestering Laurey.
I always swore that--
1:03:52
Dont let your tongue wobble in your head.
Listen to my question.
1:03:56
What happened last night
that made you do it?
1:03:59
He tried to burn us to death.
He came at me with a knife.
1:04:02
- And you had to defend yourself.
- Yes.
1:04:04
- Furthermore--
- Never mind the furthermore.
1:04:07
The plea is self-defense.
1:04:10
Order. Now wait. Is there a witness?
1:04:13
Wait a minute! Who seen this happen?
1:04:17
I feel funny about it.
1:04:19
Youll feel funny when I tell your wife
youre carrying on with another woman.
1:04:23
I aint carrying on with no one.
1:04:25
Maybe not, but youll sure feel funny
when I tell your wife you are.
1:04:29
Laugh all you like. But as Federal Marshal--
1:04:31
Shut up about being Federal Marshal.
1:04:34
If we get to be a state, well elect a sheriff.
1:04:37
If you dont shut your mouth,
nobody will vote for you.
1:04:41
Lets get the happy couple on the train.
1:04:44
Wait a minute! I aint said the verdict yet.
1:04:46
- Its not guilty, aint it?
- Of course. But Ive got to say it.
1:04:50
Then say it.
1:04:51
Not guilty!
1:04:54
Courts adjourned.