:06:01
We get Christmas in Paris, or do l
climb the walls to get to my pin-ups?
:06:04
- The captain never tells me anything.
- Baloney.
:06:07
Jackson, you're a traitor.
:06:10
Besides, l don't trust soldiers
who shine their shoes.
:06:13
Jackson! Jackson!
:06:18
- His master's voice.
- Mother's calling.
:06:21
- Coffee, Private?
- Why not?
:06:23
I already got an ulcer.
:06:32
Strong, ain't it?
:06:39
- You called me, Captain?
- Yes, l called. Where are the forms?
:06:43
- Which forms, sir?
- Which...?
:06:45
The replacement forms.
They should be at Division today.
:06:49
- Already sent them out, sir.
- Oh. OK.
:06:52
Did you get the coffee?
:06:57
Yes, sir.
:06:58
Well, come on, come on!
:07:02
The way they run this army...
Inefficiency, repetition.
:07:07
Huh! l tell you, son, if l ran my business
back home the way they run this army,
:07:12
I'd be bankrupt in a month.
:07:14
- One month!
- Yes, sir.
:07:17
It'd be a break for the taxpayers
if they'd let some...
:07:21
Iet some businessmen
take over for a change.
:07:25
It's an interesting idea, Captain.
:07:29
Get that box of cigars out of my musette.
:07:32
I want Clyde - Colonel Bartlett -
to feel like he was back home.
:07:39
# Like we was both back home.
Little ol' Riverview.
:07:43
- Some cigars and a few ashtrays, too?
- Yeah, but nothing fancy.
:07:47
We're just a couple of small-town
boys, the colonel and me. understand?
:07:52
We like our pleasures...
:07:58
simple.