:28:02
Howdy.
:28:05
I've never seen myself
on one of these things before.
:28:09
So if I start admiring myself
on this...
:28:14
What do you call it?
:28:15
Monitor.
:28:17
Monitor. Show folks
what I'm talking about, will you?
:28:27
The director said
all I had to do was...
:28:31
He said I had to act like
I was looking straight at you...
:28:37
but he forgot to say there'd be
a redeye looking straight at me.
:28:42
You know, it does look
kind of familiar though...
:28:46
It reminds me of my Uncle Ivan
after a night of drinking...
:28:49
that fine old five star
corn liquor.
:28:54
He put a star on the bottle
for every day it aged.
:29:03
If the ocean was moonshine
and I was a duck...
:29:07
I'd dive...
:29:11
I'm too tired
to sing this morning.
:29:14
Whas the matter with you
big city fellas anyhow?
:29:18
Don't you ever go to bed
around here?
:29:21
Last night, I settled down
for my 12 hour nap in the hotel...
:29:24
and moly hoses, what a honking...
:29:27
and lights a-flashing and
girls a-giggling on the street!
:29:30
So I called the desk on the telephone
they've got in every room.
:29:34
"Whas going on?" I said...
:29:36
"It ain't New Year's Eve,
by any chance?"
:29:38
"No," he said...
:29:41
"Is just ten o'clock at night
in Memphis".
:29:44
So I pulled back on my duds and went
out to see what the commotion was.
:29:49
Hey, Mr. Cameraman,
move that redeye a little closer.
:29:52
He's already telling us what to do.
:29:55
I want to talk face to face
with my friends out there.
:29:59
Which one of these holes
do I look in?