:14:01
- Are you dead, sir?
- I don't know, I'm asking you!
:14:04
- 0h.
- You wouldn't ring an undertaker?
:14:08
No, of course not, sir.
I'd examine you. Feel your heart.
:14:13
- I'm lying on my stomach.
- Are you indeed, sir?
:14:17
Quite a problem.
:14:21
- Feel your pulse?
- My pulse is fine
:14:23
and I've got no broken bones.
:14:25
I am relieved, sir. Then,
I would cover you with a blanket
:14:29
and send for an ambulance.
:14:31
And leave me on this cold floor
with my backside full of splinters,
:14:35
covered with a rug
the cat's had kittens on?
:14:38
I should ruddy well think so!
You'd pick me up, wouldn't you?
:14:42
We'd both end up on the floor, sir.
:14:44
Try and pick me up. They teach you
that in the Boy Scouts.
:14:48
This isn't the type of picking up
I'm good at. I wasn't in the Scouts.
:14:52
Well, have a go. See what you can do.
:14:54
Yes, sir.
:14:56
(Tony groans)
:14:58
Come on, man. Get on with it.
:15:00
- 0h!
- Sorry, sir.
:15:08
Ah!
:15:09
What's happened?
Has Sir Lancelot passed out?
:15:13
Sir Lancelot has not passed out.
:15:15
And neither, indeed,
will you, young man.
:15:20
0h, forget it.
Everyone fails an exam sometime.
:15:25
Put that egg away
and we'll go have a meal.
:15:27
I've got to work.
:15:29
- But you can't work every evening.
- I must.
:15:32
- You're not very sociable, Joy.
- I'm sorry. This is important to me.
:15:37
- Surely you can understand that?
- Yes, I do, but...
:15:40
- Well, it's dull for your chums.
- I can't help it.
:15:45
Let's catch the second house
at the Palladium.
:15:47
I've got to work, I tell you. You go.
:15:50
0r drop in on someone
who's got more time to be sociable.
:15:57
All right. I will.