1:16:00
Why do I have to walk so far?
It's like a rabbit warren.
1:16:04
It's a wonder we aren't dead
of myxomatosis. Don't you agree?
1:16:07
- Quite right, Sir Lancelot.
- I hope so. What have I got?
1:16:11
A thoracotomy
and a perforated gastric ulcer.
1:16:14
Another one? It's lunatic enough
to get an ulcer at all,
1:16:18
without getting holes through it.
1:16:20
- How's that stomach I did?
- As well as can be expected.
1:16:23
- Is it?
- Yes, sir.
1:16:26
I thought he'd be
pushing up daisies already.
1:16:29
- Good morning, sir.
- Morning.
1:16:33
- You're Sparrow, aren't you?
- Yes, sir.
1:16:36
- Back here again?
- Yes, sir.
1:16:38
Well, keep out of my hair.
1:16:43
Simon! Hello. Like it?
Nice shade of green, isn't it?
1:16:46
They're not letting you
use anaesthetics?
1:16:49
There are only three stages
of anaesthesia.
1:16:52
Awake, asleep or dead.
1:16:55
Blimey! You'll go far.
1:16:58
The thing to remember about spaghetti
is never overcook it.
1:17:02
Most restaurants nowadays
boil it for about a week.
1:17:05
It comes out like marine glue -
smelling like it, too. Spensor-Wells.
1:17:10
- (Bingham) Can I do that for you?
- No, you can't.
1:17:13
(Sir Lancelot) You let it boil
15 minutes, then slosh it out.
1:17:17
Take over, Benskin.
I'm going to finish the crossword.
1:17:20
- Me?
- Yes, straightforward case.
1:17:23
- Pulse as steady as a rock.
...then give it five minutes more
1:17:27
in a good, brisk oven.
Cholecystectomy clamp.
1:17:30
0h, remind me to buy
one of those new garlic squeezers.
1:17:35
Swab, man. Swab.
1:17:37
...we dug away, and there was a
gallstone the size of Marble Arch!
1:17:41
I gave it to him as a paperweight.
He didn't want it, so I use it.
1:17:45
Very useful it is, too,
with all the bumf these days.
1:17:49
Driving my secretary mad. However,
as long as she gets the bills out...
1:17:54
Hello, this looks a bit fishy.
1:17:56
- (Bingham) A transverse incision...
- Scalpel.