1:14:00
Well, we must watch out for the drafts.
1:14:06
"C'est si bon"
1:14:17
This is Siberian ermine, you know.
1:14:19
Quite expensive.
1:14:21
-Where'd it come from?
-Siberia.
1:14:24
I mean, who gave it to you?
1:14:27
A friend. Very generous.
1:14:30
Very rich. Export-import.
1:14:32
Export-import?
1:14:34
What does he export
and what does he import?
1:14:40
He exports perfume,
and he imports bananas.
1:14:44
There's a fortune in it.
1:14:45
Do you realize that for one bottle
of perfume you get 12 bananas?
1:14:49
Twelve bananas for one bottle of....
1:14:51
Doesn't sound like such a hot deal to me.
1:14:53
But it's a tiny bottle of perfume,
and very large bananas.
1:14:59
I had a sable coat before that.
1:15:03
-He is generous.
-That was from another man.
1:15:06
Another man?
1:15:07
An Englishman.
As a matter of fact, he was a duke.
1:15:10
You don't say?
1:15:12
Oh, yes, castles and horses and hounds.
1:15:15
We spent last Christmas in Switzerland.
1:15:18
It was all fine until he threatened
to throw himself off the Matterhorn.
1:15:22
The duke?
1:15:24
Oh, no. This was somebody else.
1:15:26
-Somebody else? Who?
-Aren't you getting a little personal?
1:15:30
Notice I'm not asking you any questions.
1:15:32
You're absolutely right.
Let's forget all about it.
1:15:36
Of course, if you must know,
it was an Alpine guide.
1:15:40
Very strong, very blond,
with Edelweiss behind his ears...
1:15:44
...and he had the most attractive knees.
1:15:48
-Knees?
-They wear those short leather pants...
1:15:51
...so naturally one thing led to another.
1:15:54
Naturally.
1:15:55
He fell madly in love with me.
1:15:57
He wanted to kill himself
when he heard we were leaving.