:34:03
Your man prints anything! Use any
spice to pepper up his daily garbage.
:34:07
You tell him I said so.
:34:09
Tell him that, like yourself,
he's got the scruples of a guinea pig
:34:13
and the morals of a gangster.
:34:15
What do I do now?
Whistle "Stars and Stripes Forever"?
:34:19
What you do now, Mr Falco,
is crow like a hen.
:34:23
You have just laid an egg.
:34:25
Leo, this is the first clean thing
I've seen you do in years.
:34:51
Mr Elwell wants to see you, Mr Falco.
:35:04
I see Bartha gave you
cold tongue for supper.
:35:08
- I got a date with a dame.
- Hey!
:35:10
Look, Otis, if you're trying to blow this
into an item for your column, forget it.
:35:14
By the way, what's this I hear about
JJ giving you the flit-gun treatment?
:35:18
He shut you out of his column.
:35:21
Why?
:35:24
You don't know that lunatic yet?
Whims, whims. Egotistic whims.
:35:28
He's like the gag-you got him for
a friend, you don't need an enemy.
:35:33
That's what my beef with Leo Bartha was
about. "Leo," I says, "JJ froze me out."
:35:37
"So I'm eating humble pie this month.
Please, please print me an item."
:35:41
Instead he printed his heel
on your face, huh?
:35:44
- You're full of human feelings.
- Turn the record over.
:35:47
Like most of the human race, I'm bored.
:35:50
I'd go a mile for a... chuckle.
:35:59
Or two miles for a pretty girl.