:13:04
And your faithful old horse
grazing at the grass by your side.
:13:12
- You do much riding?
- Me?
:13:14
I bet I could ride all day and night.
:13:18
Is that a fact?
:13:21
- I bet you like horses.
- I sure do.
:13:24
I thought so.
:13:27
You're an idiot. A dreamy idiot,
and that's the worst kind.
:13:32
Know what it's really like?
Dust storms and cloudbursts.
:13:38
Only a fool wants that.
And that hogwash about horses.
:13:42
The loyalty and intelligence
of the horse.
:13:46
A horse's brain
is the size of a walnut.
:13:49
They're mean, treacherous and stupid.
:13:52
Not enough sense to move away
from a hot fire.
:13:56
No sensible man loves a horse.
:13:58
He tolerates the filthy animal
because riding's better than walking.
:14:04
Pour me a little more whiskey.
:14:07
In spite of having a brain
the size of a bean, no horse ever...
:14:19
- And did you ever taste horse?
- No.
:14:22
Hasn't got a gamy or beef flavour.
Just tastes like horse.
:14:27
As for cattle, those miserable,
slab-sided fleabags...
:14:33
- Pour yourself a drink.
- No.
:14:35
No matter what you say,
I want that job.
:14:38
- Try another outfit.
- I have.
:14:42
A tenderfoot's
too much responsibility.
:14:45
- It wouldn't be your responsibility.
- Everything is on the trail!
:14:53
Can you put the studs
in that dress shirt?
:14:56
I don't wanna be late for the opera.