1:27:01
I was just going to say that to her.
1:27:03
I've always understood you were
a shrewd fellow at your job.
1:27:06
What possessed you to come
blundering in here like this?
1:27:09
Could it be an overpowering
interest in art?
1:27:12
Yes. The art of survival.
1:27:16
Have you poured any good drunks lately?
1:27:19
He followed me here from the hotel.
1:27:22
He was in your room?
1:27:24
Sure, isn't everybody?
1:27:26
$150. Thank you. Now, say the two.
1:27:28
Do I hear two?
1:27:30
$200, thank you.
1:27:31
Now the three. Do I hear three?
$300, anyone?
1:27:34
$300. Thank you.
1:27:35
Now, the four. Do I hear four?
$400, anyone?
1:27:38
$400 is bid.
1:27:39
Say the five. I have $400.
1:27:42
I didn't realize you were an art collector.
I thought you just collected corpses.
1:27:47
$500.
1:27:49
$500. Thank you.
1:27:50
I'll bet you paid plenty
for this little piece of sculpture.
1:27:55
$700.
1:27:56
She's worth every dollar of it,
take it from me.
1:28:00
She puts her heart into her work.
1:28:02
In fact her whole body.
1:28:04
Sold to Mr. Vandamm at $700.
1:28:09
Oh, Mr. Vandamm.
1:28:12
Has anyone told you that you overplay
your various roles rather severely?
1:28:18
First, you're the outraged
Madison Avenue man...
1:28:20
...who claims he's been mistaken
for someone else.
1:28:23
Then, you play the fugitive...
1:28:25
...trying to clear his name of a crime
he didn't commit.
1:28:28
Now you play the peevish lover...
1:28:31
...stung by jealousy and betrayal.
1:28:34
It seems you fellows could stand
less training from the FBI...
1:28:37
...and more from the Actors' Studio.
1:28:40
Apparently, the only performance
that will satisfy you is when I play dead.
1:28:44
Your very next role.
You'll be quite convincing, I assure you.
1:28:49
Thank you. $375 is bid.
1:28:51
I have $375, go to $400.
1:28:53
$375, go four?
1:28:55
$400 is bid.
1:28:56
I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter
is next on the program.