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but I've got this thing about girls.
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- What thing?
- They just sort of leave me cold.
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You mean, like, frigid?
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Well, it's more like a mental block.
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When I'm with a girl,
it does absolutely nothing to me.
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- Have you tried?
- Have l. I'm trying all the time.
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See? Nothing.
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- Nothing at all?
- Complete washout.
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- That makes me feel just awful.
- My dear, it's not your fault.
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Now and then Mother Nature
throws somebody a dirty curve.
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Something goes wrong inside.
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- You mean you can't fall in love?
- Not any more.
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l was in love once,
but I'd rather not talk about it.
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- Would you like a little cold pheasant?
- What happened?
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- l don't want to bore you.
- You couldn't possibly.
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Well...
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lt was my freshman year at Princeton.
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There was this girl. Her name was Nellie.
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Her father was
the vice president of Hupmobile.
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She wore glasses, too.
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That summer we were
at the Grand Canyon.
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We were on the highest ledge
watching the sunset,
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when suddenly we got
this impulse to kiss.
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l took off my glasses.
She took off her glasses.
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l took a step toward her.
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She took a step toward me.
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Yes. Eight hours later
they brought her up by mule.
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l gave her three transfusions.
We had the same type blood - type O.
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But it was too late.
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Talk about sad.
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Ever since then,
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numb, no feelings, like my heart
was shot full of Novocain.
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You poor, poor boy.
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Yes. All the money in the world,
and what good is it?
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Mint sauce or cranberries?
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How can you think about food
at a time like this?
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What else is there for me?
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- ls it that hopeless?
- My family did everyzhing they could.
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Hired the most beautiful
French upstairs maids.
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Got a special tutor to read me
books that were banned in Boston.
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lmported a troupe of Balinese dancers