Strangers When We Meet
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1:10:00
- Nothing. Thank you very much.
- Surprise?

1:10:02
- Are you happy?
- Yes, thank you.

1:10:06
So the next morning,
the circus owner goes up to the horse...

1:10:09
and he says "What's this I hear
about you and that zebra?"

1:10:12
The horse looks up, he's surprised, he says:
1:10:15
"Zebra? I thought those were pajamas."
1:10:17
I didn't think it was funny
the first time I heard it.

1:10:20
Wait a minute. I got more.
1:10:27
How old is your son now?
1:10:29
- He's the same age as your son.
- That's right.

1:10:32
- Isn't that a nice picture, Margaret?
- Yes.

1:10:35
Larry did a house for the artist
about eight years ago, I think.

1:10:39
Excuse me, Mrs. Gault. Shall we dance?
1:10:45
Larry, tell me something.
What's your secret?

1:10:47
Your lawn, no crab grass.
1:10:49
I've tried six different crab-grass killers
and none of them work.

1:10:52
I even tried this new stuff
that's got 90% chlordane.

1:10:54
Who cares about crab grass?
1:10:56
I don't care if crab grass devours
your whole lawn or this entire community.

1:11:00
- That's a fact.
- I'm sorry if l...

1:11:02
This whole house may suddenly collapse
around our ears...

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and all you want to talk about is crab grass.
1:11:07
What you need is another drink.
Give me your glass...

1:11:09
I'll get you a drink
and we'll toast to the weeds of the world.

1:11:12
Sure, Larry.
1:11:13
...picked that man up
and took him to the room...

1:11:15
and gave him a spanking he won't forget.
1:11:17
My husband will not tolerate
that kind of language.

1:11:19
Not even from a 6-year-old.
1:11:21
It's hard to know what to do with them.
1:11:23
A man works hard all day long.
He comes home tired and angry...

1:11:26
- and he's supposed to be a good father.
- And a good husband.

1:11:29
Yeah, but that's easier.
Margaret understands a man's moods.

1:11:32
Children can't.
1:11:34
Are you a moody man, Ken?
1:11:36
Not excessively so.
I think I'm a good husband.

1:11:39
I haven't heard any kicks so far.

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