1:10:00
Looks bad, doesn't it?
But I'm going to help you.
1:10:03
- If idiot boy here will cooperate.
- You go to hell.
1:10:07
Long distance.
Mr Hazeltine calling from London.
1:10:11
London? Uh-oh.
The bloodhounds are closing in.
1:10:15
Hello? Yes, this is MacNamara.
1:10:17
I'm going to have your head for this.
1:10:19
What do you mean for what? We get off
at London and there's this telegram.
1:10:25
"Congratulations, you're going to be
a grandfather. " Signed MacNamara.
1:10:29
- Is this your idea of a joke?
- No, it's not my idea of a joke.
1:10:32
- Did somebody cable your father?
- Yes. Mrs MacNamara.
1:10:36
Oh, she did?
1:10:38
Yes, it's true. We didn't want you to be
too surprised when you got here.
1:10:43
I send you a sweet, pure, innocent girl
who isn't even 18 yet, and...
1:10:48
What?
1:10:50
- It's all right, Melanie. She's married.
- Oh, thank heaven.
1:10:53
Wait a minute, MacNamara. Not so fast.
1:10:55
Just exactly who is she married to?
1:10:58
I wouldn't worry about it.
He's a wonderful boy.
1:11:01
Handsome and from one of Europe's
best families. You'll be crazy about him.
1:11:07
Yes, sir. We'll bring him along to
the airport with us. Happy landing.
1:11:11
Schlemmer.
1:11:12
- What are you up to now?
- You can't fool Daddy that easy.
1:11:16
- I didn't say it'd be easy, but we can try.
- Try what?
1:11:19
To turn this crumbum
into a perfect son-in-law.
1:11:22
We've got three hours and two minutes.
1:11:24
- Oh, I get it. Isn't he clever?
- Schlemmer!
1:11:27
I categorically refuse!
1:11:29
Sorry, sir. I had difficulty
getting out of the girdle.
1:11:32
I want all those people out there
to stand by for orders.
1:11:36
- General alarm. Complete mobilisation.
- Like the good old days! Yes, sir.
1:11:40
I will not be a party to this.
1:11:42
- OK, if you don't love your wife...
- I worship her!
1:11:45
There's nothing I wouldn't do for you,
but I will not compromise my principles.
1:11:49
And I'd do anything for you,
even if we had to starve together.
1:11:53
But we can't ask the baby to starve.
Not at his age.
1:11:56
You're upsetting your wife.
1:11:58
I will not be turned into a capitalist!