:59:02
Dude?
:59:04
Louise...
:59:06
my daughter...
:59:07
does expect a stepfather.
:59:11
Well... go get her one.
:59:13
- Can't you do anything yourself?
- Who's she gonna get?
:59:17
- Shimkey, the blind man? Or Smiley?
- You find her one.
:59:21
You're the one who needs her,
Mr Big, not me.
:59:24
I got cafeterias. I don't need apples.
:59:27
The Dude's whole future depends upon
this deal. Can you get off his back?
:59:31
His whole future depends on Annie,
and don't you forget it, frog-face.
:59:34
- You're a troublemaker.
- You're a selfish schtoonk!
:59:37
All right, all right, all right!
I'll find her a... a husband.
:59:43
This is beautiful. All right, Joy Boy, go
tell Darcey that the Dude ain't available
:59:48
cos he's diggin' up a husband for some
old souse cos he's nuts about her apples.
:59:53
Where am I gonna find a husband?
1:00:02
Where am I gonna find a husband?
In Macy's basement?
1:00:05
They don't sell 'em there, boss.
1:00:18
Yeah.
1:00:22
Me?
1:00:24
You.
1:00:26
I think he'd be just precious!
1:00:29
Oh, that would be a great idea.
1:00:31
There's only one problem.
1:00:34
I got a wife that's very fussy.
1:00:37
She don't like for me
to go around marryin' people!
1:00:41
Now, I know that might sound
very selfish to you,
1:00:44
but she's very funny that way.
1:00:49
I know his wife. He's right.
She's a selfish buffalo.
1:00:52
- Dude?
- What?
1:00:55
I got an idea.
1:00:57
What?
1:00:59
I know one real gentleman
I'm sure we can trust.