1:04:02
- Is he for real?
- He comes with the coop.
1:04:05
If this is a deal, you get yourself
a new set of rags and 100 clams.
1:04:09
What do you expect from me for all this
opulence? I'm a poor hand at violence.
1:04:14
You're a lock for this gag.
All you gotta do is be a husband.
1:04:17
A husband? Impossible.
I'm twice a widower now,
1:04:21
thanks to my fleetness of foot
and the grace of distance.
1:04:24
No, you don't have to marry the dame.
Just be a husband for one week.
1:04:28
Queenie! Come here a minute, will you?
1:04:30
Judge, you've heard of
Queenie Martin, haven't you?
1:04:33
My cup runneth over.
1:04:36
Queenie, meet the judge.
1:04:39
I told you I'd find you a good husband.
1:04:41
Madam, this is a great honour,
1:04:43
a rare experience,
1:04:45
and a pulsating pleasure.
1:04:48
Oh, Your Honour.
1:04:50
Yeah. With a new set of clothes
he'll just make it fine.
1:04:53
Thank you. I'll do my best. But at my age
the libido is most unpredictable.
1:04:59
Don't worry about that.
1:05:02
- What'd you say?
- Your humble servant, madam.
1:05:05
And your eager spouse.
1:05:07
- That's the best offer I've had all day.
- No wonder he's drooling.
1:05:12
Listen, you fricasseed Casanova. Not her.
You're gonna marry Apple Annie.
1:05:17
- Apple Annie?
- Apple Annie.
1:05:20
Even as a jest, Dude, that's an insult.
1:05:23
Junior!
1:05:28
Apple Annie. Preposterous!
1:05:32
A creature of the pavements, a... a...
a frowsy hag, with the breath of a dragon.
1:05:37
Sir, despite my larcenous impulses,
I am a gentleman.
1:05:43
Good afternoon.
1:05:45
Good afternoon, Annie.
1:05:50
Annie?
1:05:51
That's Annie.
1:05:56
Apple Annie?
1:05:59
Annie, the judge was just saying
how pleased he'll be to be your husband.