1:42:03
That's more like it. I save stamps.
1:42:05
- Yeah. Judge, you got a new postmaster.
- Check.
1:42:09
Come here, Mex.
1:42:10
Give the speech to him now.
1:42:12
- You're the count.
- I thought I was the governor of Florida.
1:42:16
Will you just please pretend
you're the count for a minute?
1:42:19
Go ahead. Shoot.
1:42:21
Count, Your Honour...
1:42:23
it's a rare... privy...
1:42:27
- privy...
- What are you talking about?
1:42:29
"It's a rare privilege", jackass!
1:42:31
Does it say that? I didn't think I was
supposed to call the count no jackass.
1:42:37
- You're giving me a headache, you guys.
- Me too!
1:42:41
What a bunch of ignoramice. Ignoramice -
that's more than one ignoramouse.
1:42:46
Yeah? You too, huh? Here.
1:42:48
- I'm losing my voice.
- Start practisin'!
1:42:51
- I am charmed to meet you, Count.
- You stink.
1:42:55
Jerk.
1:42:56
No, you don't. All we need now
is a crying drunk.
1:42:59
Give me one good reason to stay sober.
1:43:01
You thought all this up.
You straighten out this menagerie.
1:43:04
- Hey, guys, listen to Miss Martin here!
- Quiet down, everybody.
1:43:08
- Quiet!
- Quiet.
1:43:09
- Quiet!
- Quiet!
1:43:11
Let's do one thing at a time.
1:43:13
Forget the speeches for now
and we'll concentrate on the bowing.
1:43:16
- Judge, show 'em how to bow again.
- It's quite simple.
1:43:20
The movement is at the waist,
with a graceful gesture of the hand - thus.
1:43:24
What's so difficult about that?
1:43:26
Head waiters do it. Foreigners do it -
can't even speak English.
1:43:30
All right, listen. Have a he and a she,
pair off and practise the bowing.
1:43:34
- All you broads over here!
- Come on, girls.
1:43:38
Pick out a guy and start bowing.
1:43:40
Don't forget the gesture with the hand.
1:43:43
Bow. Everybody bow. Bow!
1:43:57
If I'm sober, why do I see things like this?