:19:01
Is he the backwoodsman
you've been waiting for?
:19:03
More than likely he's got
a wife and six kids waiting for him.
:19:11
"When I was single
:19:15
"Went dressed up so fine
:19:19
"Now I am married
:19:23
"Go ragged all the time. "
:19:31
Thank you, ma'am, that was right tasty.
:19:33
You've only ate four plates.
I was beginning to think you didn't like it.
:19:37
Well, it don't pay to eat too much
on an empty stomach, ma'am.
:19:41
How come you to be travelin'
so late at night?
:19:43
Well, I'm kinda anxious
to get to Pittsburgh.
:19:46
I ain't seen a city for a long time.
I aim to whoop it up a little.
:19:50
We've never seen a mountain man before.
:19:53
Tell me, them Rocky Mountains
as high as they say?
:19:56
Well, now, I just don't rightly know.
I never climbed one.
:20:04
I've, well... that just ain't exactly true.
:20:07
Jim Bridger and me,
we started up one of them little biddy...
:20:11
...Rocky Mountain foothills, you know.
:20:14
And then, one day, we see this fella...
:20:18
...and he has a great big pair
of white wings...
:20:22
...and a harp in his hand.
:20:25
And I said to Jim...
:20:27
...I said, "Jim, I don't like the way
that fella's lookin' at us. "
:20:31
And Jim said he didn't care too much
for it either...
:20:35
...so we both skidaddled down
out of there...
:20:37
...and to this day I ain't never had
a good look at the Rocky Mountains.
:20:47
- I remember one time...
- Zebulon.
:20:48
What?
:20:49
One liar at a time is enough.
:20:53
Well, then, I reckon it's about bedtime.
:20:56
Gotta get an early start in the mornin'.
:20:58
We'll be expectin' you for breakfast.