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I put up $600 for a brass-handled casket.
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I figure the rest you owe me
for sittin' on your claim.
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Oh, miss, I mean, that's only fair, ain't it?
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I mean, wouldn't you...?
:00:21
Funny pair, all right.
:00:44
How about you boys over here?
:00:46
Come and see the brand new attraction.
:00:47
It's exciting and sensational.
Step right in, gentlemen.
:00:52
"Are you wanted for life
'Cause you left your poor wife
:00:55
"When she caught you sniffin' a cork,
My friend
:00:58
"Hey, what was your name in New York
:01:02
"Oh, what was your name in the East
:01:05
"And how recently was you released
:01:08
"Are you ridin' the rails
'Cause you held up the mails
:01:11
"Or was it the females you held, you beast
:01:14
"Oh, what was your name in the East
:01:18
"Oh, what was your name in the states
:01:21
"Though you suffered the cruelest of fates
:01:24
"Way out here in the West
:01:26
"Everybody's a guest
:01:27
"So line up and fill up your plates,
My friend
:01:30
"Whoever you was in the states!"