:45:02
I think.
:45:04
He's always complaining
that I find too much for him to do.
:45:06
I... I have to drag him
to go shopping with me.
:45:09
Oh, Maman, in short,
the honeymoon is over.
:45:12
I think Eugene and I
would have been much happier...
:45:15
if I'd become his mistress
instead of his wife.
:45:18
Possibly. You, however, Chantal, are
not emotionally suited to be a mistress.
:45:23
So you'd better make the best
of being a wife.
:45:26
Stop treating Eugene like a husband.
:45:28
That's why he's acting like one.
:45:30
Stop treating my husband
like a husband?
:45:33
Chouchou, I have a secret for a
truly happy marriage. You have?
:45:38
Oh, did I hear your father come in?
:45:42
No. I didn't hear anything.
Please, Maman, go on.
:45:45
I warn you, this is not easy
to accept at first.
:45:47
You will laugh at me.
:45:49
No. You, it will probably shock.
Maman, tell me.
:45:53
I must admit that the idea
seems rather bizarre.
:45:57
However, this little book can
help you create a marital paradise.
:46:01
Read it and let it work for you.
:46:04
"How to Train Man's Best... Friend"?
:46:07
Or how to housebreak
friend husband.
:46:21
M- Maman, you're not serious?
:46:24
Serious? Oui.
:46:26
Mischievous? Oui.
:46:29
If you want a perfect marriage,
treat your husband like a dog.
:46:33
Come, come, cabbage head.
:46:35
Where's the delicious sense
of mischief you used to have?
:46:39
Oh, well, if you must know,
I think it's disgusting...
:46:42
treating your husband
like a dog.
:46:44
Sit down, Joan of Arc.
:46:46
I happen to be very fond of dogs,
but, since you're so sensitive,
:46:50
I will substitute the word "pet."
:46:52
Now, a well-trained pet
is not only much happier...
:46:57
but a much gayer companion.
:46:59
Personally, I believe that some husbands
are not given the consideration and love...