Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation
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Tombstone Rai—
Oh, I don't know.

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You know what this country needs?
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D- Do you know what this country needs?
An un-Edison.

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An un-Thomas A. Edison.
He can uninvent things.

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You know the first thing
I'd have him uninvent? Television.

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That's an amusing idea, of course,
but, uh—

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Oh, what it would reveal
about you to a psychiatrist.

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Yeah, yeah.
Thanks a lot, Professor.

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- Well, all right now—
- Good night.

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- No, honey, please.
- I don't feel well, Dad.

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I know—Just—Would you—
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- What's the matter with her?
- Oh, just the same as with you
and Janie at her age.

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- New braces.
- Poor kid.

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Yeah. New braces. Let's raise our glasses
and drink a little toast to the family.

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- The roast!
- Couldn't you wait a second?

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- I'll be right back. It'll take a minute.
- I know, but could you wait—

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- Are you all well again now?
- Oh, sure.

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- I hate to go on without her.
- In fact, we're gonna try and
have another one right away.

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You're gonna try and have—
What? What did you say?

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We're gonna try and have
another baby right away.

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Well, that's the first time
I ever heard that one in the parlor.

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Well, psychologists have pretty well agreed
that closely spaced children...

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promise the minimum
of intra-familial friction actually.

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- He kills me the way he says,
"Let's turn 'em out fast."
- Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Well—Well, to what's left
of the family.

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Could we have a little—
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- Listen, dear.
- That's him, all right.

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- Well, couldn't we just—
- You want me—

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Not unless you want to change him.
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That's one thing
I'm not gonna even try to learn.

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- Well, uh, uh—
- Will you pour me another one?

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- Sure. Sure.
- With all these false starts, l—

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Yeah, I know.
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This didn't seem difficult
when I thought of it.

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You know, one little drink for
a few people sitting around a room—

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But they can't be having this much trouble
putting our man on the moon.

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But look,
let's sort of close forces here...

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and let's have a little drink
to the family, huh?

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- Hey!
- Peter, dear. Oh!

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Just take it easy there.
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- Look, darling, let's play with Flopsy again.
- I don't like Boompa!

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How do you think I feel about it?
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Is this the best you can do
for your own father? Boompa?


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