:47:01
I think the nutty one of this twosome
some of us think I am is you!
:47:05
- $5 we're not going to eat.
- Oh, yes, we are.
:47:11
- Speaking of feasts, how's your stomach?
- I took some Banthine, it went away.
:47:15
- Not all of it?
- Think I'm too fat?
:47:18
- Good heavens, no.
- Too skinny?
:47:21
- You're a sacred vessel of womanhood.
- Sexy as all get-out, huh?
:47:24
- Well put.
- You think I'm too sexy? Over-sexed?
:47:29
I think you're kind of a mixed-up vessel.
:47:33
Calmly considered,
I'd say your bottom was tops.
:47:36
Some vessel. I sound like a shipwreck!
:47:47
The chicken'll get burned.
:47:49
I started to tell you,
you're gonna get a long distance call.
:47:53
- From whom?
- Your wife.
:47:58
I talked to her. She asked the operator.
:48:01
First I felt kinda funny but then I thought,
:48:04
"She's been married to him for years.
Why shouldn't she call him,
:48:07
"say, 'Hello, how are you,
what's new"'?
:48:10
I relaxed and looked
at the chicken, like now.
:48:18
- When did she call?
- Two, three times. She'll try again at 8.
:48:26
Ye gods, she sure must be loaded.
:48:29
I only made one long distance call
in my life.
:48:32
Tallahassee, Florida,
right after we were married.
:48:37
Wally had a job there.
Said he had a job but it was a redhead.
:48:41
- I didn't drop dead, I called him...
- I don't want to talk to Tess.
:48:45
So don't.
I got the bill, that's when I dropped dead.
:48:49
I just won't answer the phone,
that's the best way.
:48:57
- You wanna get the wine?
- I certainly do.
:48:59
We must celebrate.