:58:00
- They're harmless enough.
- You don't understand.
:58:03
I don't want anybody
to make love to her, except me.
:58:06
Sentimental slob.
:58:13
I say there, old chap, l'addition.
:58:15
That's two onion soups,
a bottle of wine, 15 francs.
:58:18
Capital onion soup, capital.
:58:21
Pity we don't have rubber pockets,
we could smuggle some back to London.
:58:31
An Englishman?
:58:34
Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea.
:58:36
- It's worth a try. I say, there!
- No, no, no.
:58:39
No?
:58:40
Listen, Moustache, would you lend me
500 francs? That's the perfect solution.
:58:44
You give me the money, I give it to Irma,
Irma gives it back to me...
:58:48
...and I give it back to you. It's very simple.
:58:51
- What?
- Don't you see?
:58:52
Irma's going to have a rich lover
and it's going to be me.
:58:57
- You're mad.
- Yes, I'm mad!
:58:59
I'm desperate. This is the only way out,
and you're gonna help me.
:59:09
Let's hear it again.
:59:11
The rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain.
:59:14
- No, no, through the nose.
- The rain in Spain...
:59:17
And show me some teeth.
:59:19
The rain in Spain stays
mainly in the plain.
:59:22
- By George, you haven't got it.
- I haven't?
:59:25
Well, to a lord, you wouldn't be
a lord, but maybe to Irma.
:59:28
Don't worry, I've seen
every English movie in town.
:59:30
- Hold still, Your Lordship.
- Tell me once more, where is my castle?
:59:34
- In... in... Worcestershire?
- No, that's the sauce. In Yorkshire.
:59:38
- I thought that was a pudding.
- I've done all I can.
:59:40
Well, let's see. Homburg, umbrella.
:59:43
- Where's my 500 francs?
- You mean, my 500 francs.
:59:47
- Thank you, old chip.
- Not old chip, old chap!
:59:51
- And not that way. On the lift.
- On the what?
:59:54
The elevator!
:59:56
Now then, shall we have a go at it?