1:10:01
Nowjust one second.
Youjust said ''the president.''
1:10:05
What about the president?
1:10:08
The president wants to speak
to General Ripper, doesn't he?
1:10:11
Now, General Ripper is dead,
is he not?
1:10:14
I am General Ripper's
executive officer...
1:10:16
so the president will want
to speak to me, won't he?
1:10:19
There's a telephone box over there
and the line may be open.
1:10:23
You wanna talk to
the President ofthe United States?
1:10:26
I don't want to talk to him, Colonel,
I've got to talk to him.
1:10:29
And ifyou don't put that gun away
and stop this stupid nonsense...
1:10:32
the Court ofInquiry on this
will giveyou such a pranging...
1:10:36
you'll be lucky to end up wearing the
uniform ofa bloody toilet attendant!
1:10:45
Go ahead, try and get the President
ofthe United States on the phone.
1:10:52
Try any ''preversions,''
I'll blowyour head off.
1:11:08
Operator? This is
Group Captain Lionel Mandrake.
1:11:11
I'm speaking from
Burpelson Air Force Base.
1:11:13
Something urgent has come up and I want
you to place a person-to-person call...
1:11:17
with President Merkin Muffley
in the Pentagon, Washington, D.C.
1:11:22
Burpelson3-9-1-8-0.
1:11:26
No, I'm perfectly serious.
The President ofthe United States.
1:11:31
I'm sorry,
I haven't got enough change.
1:11:34
Could you make this
a collect call, Operator?
1:11:50
Just one second, Operator.
Theywon't accept the call.
1:11:53
Haveyou got 55 cents?
1:11:55
Doyou think I'd go into combat
with loose change in my pocket?