1:23:01
I always thought that a girl's
best friend was her mother.
1:23:06
Poor old Mark.
Is her mother that ghastly?
1:23:09
When the in-laws are so grim,
you don't invite them to the wedding.
1:23:13
The usual excuse is poor health
or the strain of the trip, you know?
1:23:17
But to claim they're dead,
now, come on!
1:23:19
Alright, Lil, what is it you're up to?
Out with it.
1:23:23
Me? I'm just offering you my services.
1:23:27
Guerrilla fighter, perjurer,
intelligence agent.
1:23:30
- Alright, intelligence agent.
- Baltimore.
1:23:34
There's a mother in Baltimore.
1:23:36
Marnie made
a phone call this morning.
1:23:38
She said she hadn't been able to write
because she 'd had the flu.
1:23:41
She didn 't know when she 'd go to
Baltimore, but she 'd send money.
1:23:45
She said to go on writing to her
at the same post office box.
1:23:51
I listened through the library door.
1:23:55
She's having you on, Lil.
It's some sort of gag.
1:23:59
You've been ratty. She's set out
to teach you some manners.
1:24:02
- You're being had, Lil.
- You can say that again!
1:24:05
But I don't want to say it again.
I don't want to have to say it again.
1:24:09
Alright, Mark.
1:24:12
You seem to be growing up, Lil.
1:24:14
I expect what we should do
is find you some young man.
1:24:17
- What's your type?
- I was waiting for you.
1:24:20
I'm queer for liars.
1:24:23
Really? Well, what sort
of liar do you fancy?
1:24:26
We could run an ad. Do you prefer
an indoor liar or an outdoor liar?
1:24:30
Playboy or Field and Stream?
1:24:41
Anybody home? Hi! Where's Marnie?
1:24:45
She and Dad are still out riding.
He is taking her over the hunt country.
1:24:49
Big deal! She's going
to ride with the hunt.
1:24:52
And Dad's throwing some kind of bash
to introduce her.
1:24:55
- Has a long-distance call come in?
- No. Not that I know of.
1:24:59
- (Phone Ringing)
- I'll get it.