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"'Thanks a lot, King,' says I
in a manner well-bred
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"'But all I want is 'Enry 'lggins' 'ead'
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"'Done! '
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"Says the king with a stroke
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"'Guard, run and bring in the bloke'
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"Then they'll march you, 'Enry 'lggins,
to the wall
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"And the king will tell me:
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"'Liza, sound the call'
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"As they raise their rifles higher
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"I'll shout: 'Ready, aim, fire! '
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"Ho, ho, ho, 'Enry 'lggins, down you go
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"Just you wait!"
1:01:25
All right, Eliza, say it again.
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"The rine in Spine...
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"...stais minely in the pline."
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"The rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain."
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Didn't I saiy that?
1:01:39
No, Eliza, you didn't "saiy" that.
You didn't even "say" that.
1:01:43
Every night before you go to bed,
where you used to say your prayers...
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...I want you to say:
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"The rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain."
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Fifty times.
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You'll get much further with the Lord
if you learn not to offend His ears.
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Now for your "H's."