:59:00
I want to report a missing person.
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Miss Eliza Doolittle.
:59:06
About 21.
:59:08
I should say about 5 foot 7.
:59:12
Her eyes? Let me think now. Her eyes...
:59:16
- Brown.
- Brown.
:59:21
Her hair? Good Lord.
Sort of a nondescript neutral sort of...
:59:25
Brown, brown, brown!
:59:27
You heard what he said?
Brown, brown, brown, yes.
:59:29
No. This is her residence. 27 A...
:59:32
Yes, about between 3:00 and 4:00
this morning, I understand.
:59:37
No... She's no relation, no.
:59:41
Well, let's call her a good friend, shall we?
:59:44
I beg your pardon?
:59:45
Listen to me, I don't like the tenor
of that question.
:59:48
What the girl does here is our affair.
:59:52
Your affair is to get her back
so she can continue doing it.
:59:56
Well, I'm dashed!
:59:59
"What in heaven
could have prompted her to go?
1:00:02
"After such a triumph at the ball
1:00:05
"What could have depressed her?
1:00:07
"What could have possessed her?
I cannot understand the wretch at all"
1:00:13
Higgins, I have an old school chum
at the Home Office. Perhaps he could help.
1:00:17
Think I'll give him a ring.
1:00:20
Whitehall: 7244, please.
1:00:25
"Women are irrational
That's all there is to that
1:00:28
"Their heads are full of
Cotton, hay and rags
1:00:31
"They're nothing but exasperating
Irritating, vacillating, calculating
1:00:34
"Agitating, maddening
And infuriating hags"
1:00:39
I want to speak
to Mr. Brewster Budgin, please.
1:00:42
Yes, I'll wait.
1:00:49
Pickering, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
1:00:54
I beg your pardon?
1:00:55
Yes, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
1:00:59
"Men are so honest, so thoroughly square