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# "Thanks a lot, King", says I
in a manner well-bred #
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# "But all I want is 'Enry 'Iggins' 'ead" #
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# "Done!" #
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# Says the king with a stroke #
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# "Guard, run and bring in the bloke" #
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# Then they'll march you, 'Enry 'Iggins,
to the wall #
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# And the king will tell me: #
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# "Liza, sound the call" #
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# As they raise their rifles higher #
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# I'll shout: "Ready, aim, fire!" #
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# Ho, ho, ho, 'Enry 'Iggins, down you go #
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# Just you wait! ##
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All right, Eliza, say it again.
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"The rine in Spine...
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...stais minely in the pline."
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"The rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain."
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Didn't I saiy that?
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No, Eliza, you didn't "saiy" that.
You didn't even "say" that.
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Every night before you go to bed,
where you used to say your prayers...
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...I want you to say:
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"The rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain."
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Fifty times.
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You'll get much further with the Lord
if you learn not to offend His ears.
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Now for your "H"'s.