2:24:01
What? You don't say.
Has it really been 30 years, Bruzzie?
2:24:04
Right. Yes, oceans of water.
2:24:06
Listen, Bruzzie, I'll tell you why I rang up.
2:24:08
Something rather unpleasant
has happened. Could I come and see you?
2:24:12
I could, yes. Now, straight away?
2:24:14
Right. Good. Thank you.
2:24:15
Goodbye, Bruzzie. Thank you very much.
2:24:24
Mrs. Pearce, I'm going along
to the Home Office.
2:24:27
I do hope you find her, Colonel Pickering.
2:24:30
Mr. Higgins will miss her.
2:24:32
Mr. Higgins will miss her, eh?
Blast Mr. Higgins, I'll miss her!
2:24:47
- Mrs. Pearce?
- Yes, sir.
2:24:49
Where's the Colonel?
2:24:50
He's gone to the Home Office, sir.
2:24:53
There you are. I'm disturbed and he runs
for help. Now there's a good fellow.
2:25:00
Mrs. Pearce, you're a woman.
2:25:03
## Why can't a woman be more like a man? #
2:25:07
# Men are so decent
Such regular chaps #
2:25:10
# Ready to help you
Through any mishaps #
2:25:13
# Ready to buck you up
Whenever you are glum #
2:25:16
# Why can't a woman be a chum? #
2:25:20
# Why is thinking
Something women never do? #
2:25:23
# And why is logic never even tried? #
2:25:26
# Straightening up their hair
Is all they ever do #
2:25:29
# Why don't they straighten up
The mess that's inside? #
2:25:32
# Why can't a woman behave like a man? #
2:25:36
# If I was a woman
Who'd been to a ball #
2:25:39
# Been hailed as a princess
By one and by all #
2:25:42
# Would I start weeping
Like a bathtub overflowing? #
2:25:45
# Or carry on as if my home were in a tree? #
2:25:48
# Would I run off
And never tell me where I'm going? #
2:25:51
# Why can't a woman be like me? ##
2:25:58
You mean that after you'd done
this wonderful thing for them...