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Well, she's really leaving me.
- Tonight the window stays open.
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Arnold, you're a lawyer.
You've seen these things.
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How can a man convince his wife
that he's not having an affair?
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He can't. - But I'm not having one.
- Doesn't make any difference.
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Isn't a man innocent until proven
guilty? - Look, boy, it's your wife.
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You mean there's nothing I can do?
- There is one thing. - What?
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Confess. And ask her to forgive you.
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For what? - For the affair.
- When I'm not having one? - Right.
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Guys lie out of affairs, but
I'd be the first guy to lie into one.
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Face the facts. You know you're not
having an affair, she's sure you are.
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Why be stubborn? Admit it.
- Well, I don't know...
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Judy loves you. But she's a woman.
What woman doesn't want to see
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her husband crawl?
- Do you really think it would work?
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Yes! Women spend their lives trying
to get something on their husbands!
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Alright, Arnold, I'll take the advice.
I'll confess that I've had an affair,
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beg her forgiveness,
and that'll be that. - It's not easy.
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What more does she want?
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Plenty. They always want to know:
Who was she? How does she look?
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How old is she? Do you love her?
Did any of Judy's friends
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see you together?
- They ask all that?
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Yes. And what is most important:
Was it worth it?
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Was it?
- No, no matter how great it was,
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you say it wasn't so good.
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I can't answer those questions.
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You've got to. If you hem and haw
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she'll think you have dozens,
and can't keep them straight.
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No, Sir,
you've got to snap out those answers.