How to Murder Your Wife
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...is being cared for.
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All I want to know is that Mrs. Ford...
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...is on an airplane to Las Vegas this afternoon!
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-That's all that I want to....
-Stanley! Caro.

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No, please. Will you, please?
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An affectionate little thing you've got there, lad.
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Look at them! Aren't they adorable together?
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Never thought I’d live to see the day, but Edna...
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...this is Stan's wife.
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Italian.
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Doesn't speak a W-O-R-D of English.
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This my wife...
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...but she speak mucho good Italian.
Go Berlitz. Take lessons.

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Learn Italian. $300 worth.
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$300 is many lira.
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Shut up, Harold.
You sound like a feeble-minded Indian.

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it’s very simple. I want an annulment.
I do not like being married.

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How do you know you don't like it
if you haven't tried it?

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I tried it.
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lf you've tried it,
then it's too late to get an annulment.

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Your wife has the cutest sense of humor.
You know what she just said?

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She said she met you last night
when she came out of a cake.

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That's right, she did!
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Sue her for divorce!
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How?
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Reason with her.
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-How?
-You do sound like a feeble-minded Indian.

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Ask her what she was doing
coming out of that cake.

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What did she say?
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What'd she say?
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She said that was the only job she could get...
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...because all her clothes were stolen.
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-The good doctor.
-Harold.

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You know Dr. Bentley here.
He's here to give you your physical.

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One minute. Let me get this straight.
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Who stole her.... Who stole your clothes?
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Miss Lapland.
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What'd she say?

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