:38:27
What did she say?
:38:36
She said, she would've won the contest
except for one thing.
:38:40
That was the talent part.
:38:42
And her talent was cooking. She made a....
:38:47
Lasagna soufflé.
:38:49
Lasagna soufflé.
My God, Ive got to go back to Berlitz.
:38:53
When she bent down
to take the soufflé out of the oven...
:38:56
...all the men in the audience
started jumping, you know.
:39:01
And yelling and screaming and....
Down went the soufflé!
:39:05
Bravo! Bravissimo!
:39:07
Ill have to ask you a few questions now.
:39:10
I suppose you've had all the children's diseases?
:39:13
No, and I haven't been hit by a truck yet either.
:39:16
How about the measles, mumps,
chickenpox, whooping cough?
:39:19
Yes.
:39:21
Roll up your left sleeve, please.
:39:22
Why can't you get me a divorce? You can't?
:39:25
Other clients get divorces from their lawyers!
:39:27
Other clients give their attorneys
grounds to work on that get the divorce.
:39:31
Think about that a little bit, lad.
:39:32
Ever have dizziness, fainting spells,
headaches, asthma?
:39:35
No.
:39:36
-What grounds?
-Grounds like...
:39:39
...adultery, mental cruelty, desertion, insanity.
:39:44
How would you evaluate
your drinking habits? None at all?
:39:46
Occasional social cocktail? Heavily? To excess?
:39:50
Just once.
:39:52
Just one. You're gonna need one now, boy!
:39:58
Melancholia? Backaches?
Liver, kidney or intestinal ailments?