1:07:01
Im sorry, I can't reach Mr. Edwards just now.
1:07:04
He's in the gymnasium.
1:07:10
And, Stan, the big thing to remember now is...
1:07:12
...the Brannigans are a natural for TV.
1:07:15
Sure, all we need is some beautiful,
intelligent girl to play the wife.
1:07:18
And some drooling,
feeble-minded idiot to play Bash.
1:07:21
You've got yourself
a built-in audience of 80 million.
1:07:23
And not only that, but merchandise.
1:07:27
I think they've come up with
some sensational tie-ins.
1:07:31
Get this.
1:07:32
Official Bash Brannigan...
1:07:35
...his-and-hers matching cooking aprons.
1:07:39
''The family that sautés together, stays together.''
1:07:43
I think that's the slogan.
1:07:49
Good morning.
1:07:56
Good morning.
1:07:58
Stay, stay!
1:08:08
its all right.
1:08:26
Darling!
1:08:27
All that, day and night, Stan.
1:08:32
Stanley, darling!
1:08:34
Forgive me for doubting you even one moment.
1:08:38
Mr. Ford!
1:08:41
In the 123 proud years of this club's existence...
1:08:45
...not once...
1:08:47
...has a female of any description
set foot on these premises.
1:08:51
We're an understanding bunch
here at the club, Mr. Ford.
1:08:55
A fellow has one too many at the bar...
1:08:58
...we see to it that he gets to his train all right.