How to Murder Your Wife
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1:36:10
I don't think there's one chance in ten...
1:36:13
...that they'll actually send you to the chair.
1:36:16
Well, maybe one.
1:36:18
But, personally, I think it'll be somewhere
between, say, 20 years and life...

1:36:22
...which isn't so terribly bad
when you come right down to think of it.

1:36:26
I mean, you always liked simple food...
1:36:29
...and a regulated, well-ordered life.
1:36:31
And looking at it from my point of view...
1:36:35
...if I had gotten you off...
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...Edna would've been just furious.
1:36:39
She wouldn't have spoken to me
for a couple of months.

1:36:41
You know how she is when she gets into a mood.
She makes my life an absolute, living hell.

1:36:46
No kidding, Stan.
1:36:48
Losing this case tomorrow
may be a little tough on you.

1:36:52
But it's one of the best things
that's happened to my home life in years.

1:37:01
Hear ye, hear ye.
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The Court of General Sessions is now in session.
1:37:07
lf it please the Court, may I call--
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Your Honor, from this point forward...
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...I would like to dispense with counsel
and conduct my own defense.

1:37:15
For my first and only witness...
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...I would like to call my friend
and former attorney, Mr. Harold Lampson.

1:37:20
You must be--
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Will you approach the bench, gentlemen?
1:37:23
Hey, wait a minute! Stan, you....
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Now, let me understand this, Mr. Ford.
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You wish to be your own counsel...
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...and call him as a witness for the defense?
1:37:33
I do, Your Honor.
1:37:35
I really don't know what to say.
1:37:37
How about, ''This is most irregular,
but he may take the stand''?

1:37:42
Thank you.
1:37:43
This is most irregular, but he may take the stand.
1:37:49
Now, wait a minute, Stan.
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This is ridiculous!
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You don't even know how to conduct a....
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I could have got you off from 20 years to life.
1:37:59
But this way you're gonna wind up
in the electric chair!


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