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- Double feature.
- Canoe...
:13:04
Do you ever get a spooky feeling
:13:06
that we keep seeing
the same movie over and over?
:13:09
And all they do
is change the titles a little?
:13:11
Yeah, it's terrific stuff, isn't it?
:13:15
Couldn't we, just once,
see a nice quiet movie,
:13:18
where boy meets girl,
they have problems
:13:20
which aren't weird, they fall in love,
and live happily ever after?
:13:24
Why would you want
to see unhealthy stuff like that?
:13:26
Oh, I don't know. Maybe once
I'd like to go to a movie
:13:29
where I don't get seasick.
:13:31
I'll make you a deal.
You go with me Thursday night,
:13:34
next time I'll take you to one of those
happily ever after clambakes. Deal?
:13:38
- I guess.
- Where's the thing playing?
:13:41
Oh, who knows? Maybe they don't
make movies like that anymore.
:13:45
Well, sure.
You wanna know why?
:13:46
Because people don't want to
be depressed by all that slop.
:13:51
Ha! That Henderson boy went
right into the house with her.
:13:59
[Shouting] Right into the house.
:14:01
She and the Henderson boy,
the two of them.
:14:04
Why shouldn't he go
in the house?
:14:05
He's been hanging around
since he was old enough to wave bye-bye.
:14:09
Nevertheless,
they happen to represent
:14:11
two separate and distinct
members of the opposite sex.
:14:15
- Alone, in that house.
- You tell them, kid.
:14:18
With their parents all over Europe,
:14:20
someone's got to keep an eye
on those girls.
:14:22
Meantime,
:14:23
by authority of
the Federal Communications Commission,
:14:27
and the grace of
a kindly Providence,
:14:29
which gave me the power of
not having to listen to people,
:14:33
I am now going off the air.
:14:35
Don't you dare take that thing off!
I haven't finished talking.
:14:38
Good night, old woman.
I can't hear what you're sayin',
:14:41
but whatever it is,
I disagree with you 100 percent.
:14:53
[Canoe] You're out of peanut butter.
How come there aren't any olives?
:14:57
- [Girl] Put them on the shopping list.
- Okay.