:02:02
Well, you all settled in?
We can begin. My name is...
:02:05
Alfie?
:02:08
Alfie.
:02:10
I suppose you think you´re going
to see the bleeding titles now.
:02:14
Well, you´re not, so relax.
:02:16
What time will your old man
be at the station?
:02:19
- Never mind him.
- That´s who I will mind.
:02:22
Never spoil a good thing.
You women don´t get that.
:02:25
- Enough´s as good as a feast.
- You´ve changed your tune.
:02:29
That horn put me off. I hate noise
at a time like that. Eh, mate?
:02:35
Don´t forget your napkin.
:02:36
The first time you put your hankie
over your shoulder,
:02:40
I thought
you were going to play your fiddle.
:02:42
I come from a musical family.
Here. Mind you don´t catch cold.
:02:50
l´ve had a lovely time, Alfie.
:02:55
A married woman. Every one of ´em
in need of a good laugh.
:02:59
It never strikes their husbands.
:03:01
Make a married woman laugh
and you´re halfway there with her.
:03:05
It don´t work with the single bird.
It´d start you off on the wrong foot.
:03:10
You get one of them laughing,
you won´t get nothing else.
:03:15
Just listen to it. It was dead glum
when I met it tonight.
:03:18
I listened to its problems,
then I got it laughing.
:03:21
It´II go home happy.
:03:39
Where´d you tell
your husband you were?
:03:42
- Pictures with Olive.
- What pictures?
:03:44
Just the pictures.
:03:46
Never be vague. It plants suspicion.
:03:48
No wonder there´s all this
broken marriage and divorce.
:03:51
It would never occur to him that
another man would wanna take me out.
:03:55
No, I see what you mean.
:03:57
Suck this sweet
so he don´t smell the gin.