:06:01
This is not ordinary dirt.
lt is van Gogh dirt.
:06:03
l mean dirt from his own neighborhood.
:06:06
l scraped it myself
off these old 19th-century canvases.
:06:10
Like this.
:06:13
lt took me weeks.
:06:14
A nice touch of authenticity,
don't you think?
:06:18
l doubt if van Gogh himself would've gone
to such pains with his works.
:06:22
He didn't have to. He was van Gogh.
:06:25
But you know that in his whole lifetime,
he only sold one painting.
:06:29
Whereas l, in loving memory
of his great tragic genius...
:06:33
have already sold two.
:06:35
Papa, l keep telling you...
:06:37
when you sell a fake masterpiece,
that is a crime.
:06:41
l don't sell to the poor.
:06:43
l only sell them to millionaires
and they get great paintings like this one.
:07:10
Papa! Police!
:07:30
What a shock you gave me.
:07:32
lt's the director
of the Kléber-Lafayette Museum.
:07:34
Come about our Cellini Venus.
:07:37
What about the Venus?
:07:39
Our Cellini Venus
is to be the outstanding feature...
:07:42
of a great loan exhibition,
Masterpieces of French Collections.
:07:46
Not in public, Papa!
:07:49
-Yes. Come along.
-No!
:07:55
Wait a minute.
You can't let it out of the house.
:07:59
Don't fuss.