:09:01
There's Plumpick, sir.
:09:03
Ornitholography specialist,
communications platoon, born in France.
:09:07
Splendid.
:09:09
Would you ask him to volunteer?
:09:12
Would you, Captain?
:09:19
Now, what's the matter, Little Fat?
You look depressed or something.
:09:22
Are you jealous of Cucumber, there?
:09:24
Well, listen.
l'm gonna read you something now.
:09:30
Let me find you something
nice to read.
:09:33
Here We gO, nOW.
:09:36
''Now, fair Hippolyta,
our nuptual hour draws on apace.
:09:40
More happy days
bring in another moon.
:09:42
But oh, methinks,
how slow this--''
:09:47
- Aye, sir.
- Report to the Colonel.
:09:54
Private Plumpick, sir!
:10:02
Private Charles Plumpick,
ornitholography specialist...
:10:05
communications platoon,
headquarters company, reporting, sir.
:10:07
- Splendid, Pumpernickel.
- Plumpick, sir.
:10:09
Nickel, splendid.
Good of you to volunteer.
:10:13
Brave lad.
:10:15
Stand at ease.
:10:18
Out!
:10:23
l suppose you can read a map.
:10:25
Your mission is quite simple.
Get into the town--
:10:28
- You do speak French?
- Oui, sir.
:10:33
Make contact with the local spies.
The town barber heads it.
:10:36
Find the explosives
and disarm the fuse.
:10:39
- lt shouldn't take you long, what?
- NO, sir. Yes, sir.
:10:43
But l wonder, sir,
if you have the right Plumpick, sir.
:10:45
YOu see, l'm an
ornitholography specialist, sir.
:10:47
This calls for a specialist,
Pumpernickel.
:10:50
- Plumpick, sir.
- Nickel.
:10:52
You seem to pick your name out of a hat.
How good is your French?
:10:55
Quite good, sir.
But you see it's the explosives, sir.
:10:58
l wonder if perhaps one
of the chaps from ordinance...