A Guide for the Married Man
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:10:04
- Paul?
- Hmm?

:10:07
- Are you trying to tell me something?
- No, no.

:10:10
It's just that... I was thinking-
:10:13
Well, if it would keep a guy from doing
something like that in front of his wife-

:10:16
- Maybe I'm just not-
- Beer! Popcorn! Peanuts! Cold drinks!

:10:20
- Two beers, lady.
- I'll have two beers too, lady.

:10:21
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- My pleasure.

:10:23
Harriet says we'll be eating
in about an hour.

:10:27
Right smack in front of her, huh?
:10:29
And it's clear to the naked eye...
:10:31
that you're gonna take the plunge
any day now.

:10:34
- I am?
- There's no doubt about it.

:10:36
I was the same way before I began.
:10:38
- Hey, fellas.
- Come in, Harriet.

:10:40
Them as wants their hamburgers
rare or medium rare better shake a leg.

:10:43
- We'll be right out.
- Yeah.

:10:47
Believe me, kid.
You're primed, ready and willing.

:10:51
Yeah. I'm afraid maybe I am.
:10:53
- Well, what about Ruth?
- Ruth who?

:10:55
- Ruth, your wife.
- No, no, no. You don't understand.

:10:58
- That's not who I- Oh.
- That's right. Oh.

:11:02
Never a second thought to maybe
she'll find out and cry and everything.

:11:05
- But, Ed, you do it all the time.
- So?

:11:07
So, aren't you afraid
you'll make Harriet cry and everything?

:11:10
No. Because I had enough
sense of decency.

:11:13
I loved Harriet enough to wait
until I learned how to do it well.

:11:17
Oh.
:11:19
That's why I want you
to promise me something-

:11:20
that you'll hold off
until I can give you a few pointers...

:11:23
before getting
into the old ball game.

:11:26
Okay, Ed. You're the coach.
:11:28
Will you look at that?
:11:31
The poor kid.
Baby, your eyes must be killing you.

:11:34
- Here. Here, let me do that.
- Thank you, darling.

:11:38
What a mess. Women shouldn't
be allowed near these things.

:11:44
There's so much to know.
So much to know.

:11:47
Where to take her, how to choose her,
what to do if a man answers.

:11:50
- Hang up?
- Wrong.

:11:52
Ask to speak to Jack
and then say you got a wrong number?

:11:54
- What if his name happens to be Jack?
- Oh.

:11:56
See? Already you're in trouble.
:11:59
What do you do if a man answers?

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