:10:04
- Paul?
- Hmm?
:10:07
- Are you trying to tell me something?
- No, no.
:10:10
It's just that... I was thinking-
:10:13
Well, if it would keep a guy from doing
something like that in front of his wife-
:10:16
- Maybe I'm just not-
- Beer! Popcorn! Peanuts! Cold drinks!
:10:20
- Two beers, lady.
- I'll have two beers too, lady.
:10:21
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- My pleasure.
:10:23
Harriet says we'll be eating
in about an hour.
:10:27
Right smack in front of her, huh?
:10:29
And it's clear to the naked eye...
:10:31
that you're gonna take the plunge
any day now.
:10:34
- I am?
- There's no doubt about it.
:10:36
I was the same way before I began.
:10:38
- Hey, fellas.
- Come in, Harriet.
:10:40
Them as wants their hamburgers
rare or medium rare better shake a leg.
:10:43
- We'll be right out.
- Yeah.
:10:47
Believe me, kid.
You're primed, ready and willing.
:10:51
Yeah. I'm afraid maybe I am.
:10:53
- Well, what about Ruth?
- Ruth who?
:10:55
- Ruth, your wife.
- No, no, no. You don't understand.
:10:58
- That's not who I- Oh.
- That's right. Oh.
:11:02
Never a second thought to maybe
she'll find out and cry and everything.
:11:05
- But, Ed, you do it all the time.
- So?
:11:07
So, aren't you afraid
you'll make Harriet cry and everything?
:11:10
No. Because I had enough
sense of decency.
:11:13
I loved Harriet enough to wait
until I learned how to do it well.
:11:17
Oh.
:11:19
That's why I want you
to promise me something-
:11:20
that you'll hold off
until I can give you a few pointers...
:11:23
before getting
into the old ball game.
:11:26
Okay, Ed. You're the coach.
:11:28
Will you look at that?
:11:31
The poor kid.
Baby, your eyes must be killing you.
:11:34
- Here. Here, let me do that.
- Thank you, darling.
:11:38
What a mess. Women shouldn't
be allowed near these things.
:11:44
There's so much to know.
So much to know.
:11:47
Where to take her, how to choose her,
what to do if a man answers.
:11:50
- Hang up?
- Wrong.
:11:52
Ask to speak to Jack
and then say you got a wrong number?
:11:54
- What if his name happens to be Jack?
- Oh.
:11:56
See? Already you're in trouble.
:11:59
What do you do if a man answers?