:36:02
Good-bye, Deborah.
:36:09
Mommy, Mommy.!
Daddy smells.!
:36:13
Well, it's really not nice to say that
about somebody, even a daddy.
:36:18
It might hurt their feelings.
:36:22
- May I help you, madam?
- Yes.
:36:25
What is the most powerful
aftershave lotion you have?
:36:37
I took one look at that babysitter,
and I thought to myself...
:36:40
"Thank goodness my son's
only eight months old. "
:36:45
My babysitter calls me the day before
and tells me what to put in the refrigerator.
:36:48
That's Ed.
:36:51
- Hi, Harriet. Hi, Ed.
- Hi.
:36:54
- Hi, Ed.
- How are you, Paul?
:36:59
Boy, oh, boy.
Did I feel like an awful heel.
:37:01
If she knew, she'd thank you.
:37:13
Don't worry, girls. The fellas promise
to let their wives drive home.
:37:16
But who's going to drive the wives home?
:37:19
Two drinks, and Freddie thinks
he's Batman.
:37:21
Luckily, we don't have far to go.
:37:23
Who's the water and scotch?
Who's the scotch and water?
:37:25
...with his secretary for years.
:37:28
Secretary. Huh! My three-year-old son
can type better than her.
:37:31
- But he's not built like her.
- How can a woman be so blind?
:37:34
And any guy who doesn't let her know
he's married right off the bat...
:37:37
is just looking for trouble.
:37:39
I don't know, Ed.
You lose an awful lot of them that way.
:37:42
Better to lose one or two
than face something like this.
:37:45
Oscar J. Schwartzcoff-
2798 Coldhaven Road-
:37:48
is a dirty, double-crossing fink!
:37:50
Oscar J. Schwartzcoff-
2798 Coldhaven Road-
:37:54
is a dirty, double-crossing fink!
:37:56
...which has been known to happen.
:37:58
I'd kill mine if I even thought
he was doing it.