A Guide for the Married Man
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Your enemy-
someone who's out to get you.

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I see. Well,
what do you do about him?

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Well, firstly, of course,
you try to keep him from knowing.

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- But sometimes you can't.
- So?

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In that case,
you try to get the same thing on him.

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But what if he doesn't, uh, indulge?
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- Misdirection.
- Misdirection?

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Yeah. Like, for instance,
these two guys I knew.

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One of them sold the other
a house full of termites.

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Boy, was the other guy
out to get even.

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Behold.
The gates of paradise.

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Move it, baby!
Move it! And-

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Oh. The termite buyer.
Think. Think.

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Irving! Good to see ya!
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- I'll bet.
- Yeah.

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Poor kid. She thinks her husband
is shacked up in there with some broad.

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- Asked me to come along as a witness.
- I'll bet.

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I figure it's the least I can do for the kid.
My secretary. Works for me.

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Been with me for years.
Is that right, Miss- uh, Mrs. Crenshaw?

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Yeah, sure, babe-
Uh, Mr., uh-

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- I'll bet.
- Yeah.

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Well, I figure it's the
least I can do for the kid.

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I'll bet.
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Yeah. I-
Irving.

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- You're just the fella.
- Huh? For what?

:52:28
Maybe you could help the kid out.
:52:30
What for?
You're doin' pretty good for her.

:52:33
Oh, for heaven sakes, Irving.
:52:35
- She's my secretary. Been with me for years.
- I'll bet.

:52:38
Yeah. So, I figure my testimony in court
might seem prejudiced.

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But coming from you, a perfect stranger,
they'd have to believe you.

:52:46
You mean you want me
to break in on 'em with you?

:52:49
Would you, Irv,
as a personal favor to me?

:52:53
- Sure.
- Gee, thanks, kid. Come on.

:52:55
Come on!
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Believe me, Irving.
I really appreciate this.


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