:54:01
That's real nice.
Thanks a lot, Sarge.
:54:05
Egan, how in the world can you
eat so much of that crud?
:54:07
That's the fifth can
you've had today.
:54:09
I've had better,
but I've had worse... most of the time.
:54:14
Worse than nothin'.
:54:16
Different for you, I guess, your being
from a nice home and a big town.
:54:20
Oh, it's not that big.
:54:21
It would be to me.
:54:23
Damn little one-store town
I come from.
:54:26
You know something?
:54:28
There wasn't no flush toilet
in the whole damn place.
:54:31
I never saw one till I got
to the recruiting station.
:54:34
Or a new car
or a big store.
:54:36
And the same gals,
what there was,
:54:38
every fella was trying to catch 'em
:54:40
soon as they was
old enough to wear a bra.
:54:43
Some of them
was real ugly, too.
:54:45
I mean, you had to cover
their heads with a paper bag.
:54:49
For real!
:54:52
Keep eatin', Egan, baby.
:54:54
This is just for the record.
:54:56
Might use it
in the Gourmet Magazine...
:54:59
or maybe a recruiting film.
:55:02
I'm famous!
:55:06
Hey, don't bunch up, you men.
Come on, now.
:55:09
Okay, Captain. I was just trying
to make Egan here immortal.
:55:13
We're gonna put his picture on every
can of C-rations. He eats the stuff!
:55:20
How do you feel, sir?
:55:21
Okay. Hey, is that
your lunch, Egan?
:55:23
He ate all of these, Captain.
:55:26
I'll put you in
for a new medal, Egan,
:55:29
for abdominal fortitude.
:55:31
You know, Captain,
I've decided when this is all over,
:55:34
I'm not going back to school.
:55:35
I'm gonna take Egan out on the road
for eating contests. Make a million.
:55:39
What were you majoring in, Cliff?
:55:41
I was gonna be a lawyer
like you, sir.
:55:43
Keep planning on it.
You'll make it.
:55:46
Might even be a better lawyer
for having gone through this.
:55:52
Why did I say that?
:55:54
Is anybody better
for having gone through this?
:55:56
I suppose some are.
I don't know.