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They ain't looking for me up there.
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We find a nice little place to hole up in.
We have us a regular vacation.
:37:09
No trouble now.
:37:11
l ain't looking to go back to no prison.
:37:13
l heard in prison that you had
a little trouble there.
:37:15
You were cutting on your toes.
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You heard about that, eh?
:37:19
l did a little toe cutting.
That ain't but half of it.
:37:22
l did it so l'd get off of work detail.
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You know, breaking those damn rocks
with a sledge hammer night and day.
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And you know what?
The very next week l got paroled.
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l walked out of that
God-forsaken jail on crutches.
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Ain't life grand?
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Hey, you want to hear a story,
about this boy, he owned a dairy farm....
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And his old ma, she was kind of sick,
you know.
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And the doctor,
he called him over and said...
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"...Listen, your ma, just lying there,
she's just so sick and she's weakly...
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"...l want you to try to persuade her
to take a little brandy, see.
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"Just to pick her spirits up, you know."
:38:04
"Ma's a teetotaler," he says,
"she wouldn't touch a drop."
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"Well, l'll tell you what you do."
That's the doc.
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"Now, l tell you what you do...
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"...you bring in a fresh quart
of milk every day...
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"...and you put some brandy in it, see.
And you try that."
:38:20
So he did, and he doctored it all up
with the brandy, fresh milk...
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...and gave it to his mama,
and she drank a little bit of it.
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So next day he brought it in again,
and she drank a little more, you know.
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And so then, it went on that way,
the third day just a little more...
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...and the fourth day she took
a little bit more.
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And then finally, a week later,
he gave her the milk...
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...and she just drank it down,
she swallowed the whole thing.
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And she called him over and said...
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"...Son, whatever you do,
don't sell that cow."