:12:00
- Oh...
- Him!
:12:02
Squad, 'shun.
:12:13
- We're all going to die.
- I'm gonna die in North Africa.
:12:17
Come, now, be fair.
Not all of us, Corporal of Musket.
:12:20
There will be survivors.
:12:22
Many of us, even, will survive training.
:12:25
It's personal. Can I speak to you
on a personal matter?
:12:28
Personal? Keep your rear down.
:12:31
It's her, sir. She's getting stuffed the
jacksy off her by the man from the Pru.
:12:35
Jacksy?
:12:37
That is posterior, that is.
:12:41
Some spy says he gets his hoggins
every Monday, regular as dick,
:12:44
along with the 18d funeral policy.
:12:48
- Hoggins?
- Is it right, sir?
:12:51
- Is he intimate?
- He's no friend of mine, sir.
:12:56
I ask you, in all conscience,
:12:58
is it right that a serviceman is forced
to carnal knowledge for the insurance?
:13:03
No, no, decidedly not.
:13:06
I'll do anything you advise, sir.
:13:08
Well, Clapper, is your good lady wife
a willing partner to this hoggins?
:13:13
No, sir. It's this damn war.
It's got her excited.
:13:16
And him, he's suave.
:13:19
- Go on.
- Not in my silk stockings!
:13:23
Here, you've brought
your child's gas mask.
:13:27
Oh, no, not in front
of your child's gas mask.
:13:32
Well, Clapper, lapse the policy.
It's yours, isn't it?
:13:36
Good. Then lapse it. You don't need
a funeral policy in the army.
:13:40
You get the last post.
:13:46
My word.
:13:48
Then the insurance will not call
on a Monday for his hoggins.
:13:52
My life. What you've saved
is my life and my honey pot.
:13:58
Do you mind if I gives
a jump of admiration here, sir?