How I Won the War
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- He's mad.
- No, he's not, sir.

:42:03
Working his ticket. It's inevitable.
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You, when you find yourself surrounded
by the enemy with no hope of survival,

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you must organise yourself
into a defensive locality and hold out.

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I will.
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By doing so, you will add enormously
to the enemy's difficulties.

:42:19
I'd like to add to the enormous enemy...
I've never been a bother.

:42:22
You will also save yourself spending
the rest of the war years in the bag.

:42:27
I mean, the box. Prisoner-of-war camp.
Sitting there, going...

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Let us go into the ring
in this, our first round,

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with the light of battle in our eyes and
the strength of the righteous in our hearts.

:42:49
- He's not mad.
- Yes, he is, sir.

:42:51
Keep the first three rows for the officers.
:42:53
- Sir. Tea, sir? Thank you, sir, tea, sir.
- Take my wife.

:42:57
You, the commanding officer! You look
as if you're suffering from bottle fatigue.

:43:05
- The man's mad, eh?
- No, he's not, sir.

:43:08
Working his ticket.
Put him somewhere, he might cop one.

:43:11
- I want to fight.
- Good lad.

:43:15
Is that a linear belt? It's very nice.
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Yes, well. Put some clothes on
and we'll see, eh?

:43:25
Ah! This damn sand.
When will it ever end?

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You see, the thing about fighting
a desert war is that it is a clean war.

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Without brutality. Clean-limbed, without
dishonourable actions on either side.

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Number 18, concerning the weather.
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What wretched, filthy, glorious,
disappointing weather we are having.

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And there are no civilians in the desert.
Except me. I'm a civilian.


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