How I Won the War
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Can I see you
for a moment, personal, sir?

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- What?
- It's the butcher this time, sir.

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With his steak and his mutton.
She'll do anything for extra.

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Left nipple, right groin/
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Left nipple, right groin/
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Is it now the butcher which is carrying out
intimacy at your home address?

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- In, out, en garde.
- Is it right, sir?

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- Is it right a butcher should...
- Whip it out!

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- Whip it in!
...while her husband is away fighting?

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- And wipe it.
- At the throat, jab. Shout it, Clapper.

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At the throat, jab!
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At the throat, jab! At the throat, jab!
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- Kill him. Kill the bleeder.
- At the throat, Gripweed!

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How's this for openers?
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Now, watch closely.
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I am about to demonstrate the correct use
of the identification triangle.

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Oblique, middle and near east.
Oblique, yellow.

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Each platoon, troop or tactical unit
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will detail one man
to carry the triangle at all times.

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Now watch closely, Clapper, because
in future you will be the triangle man.

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But any one of you might be called upon
to be conversant with the triangle.

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So watch closely.
You won't get another chance.

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It is tied under the chin, like so.
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On the approach of a friendly aircraft,
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the bearer stands in a prominent position
and displays the triangle thus.

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Where's the roller gone?
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Gripweed, have you stolen the roller?
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Where's that roller gone?
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This is the last straw.

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