How I Won the War
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1:06:01
You're a great man, a very great man,
but you are impatient.

1:06:04
- I want a battle.
- That is the way to lose battles.

1:06:07
- I want a battle.
- I'll tell you the sort of man I am.

1:06:12
I am patient. At the second battle
of Alamein, I shall be patient.

1:06:17
I shall start the battle... here.
1:06:21
And then I shall go to bed... there.
1:06:24
That is the sort of man I am.
Never fight battles when you're awake.

1:06:28
That is the way to lose battles.
1:06:33
Mines! Don't move.
1:06:48
We've done it, lads! We've made it.
1:06:52
Oh, well, done, Third Troop.
1:06:59
They're very beautiful.
1:07:01
What can be done with them
in this worid after the war is over?

1:07:05
We're fighting against men
inflicted with a terrible virus.

1:07:12
Do push-ups. Clapper, on your belly.
And it is a belly. I want you fit.

1:07:18
I want 500 guns,
300 tanks, 200 aeroplanes.

1:07:23
I'll tell you my plan.
I hatched it in the lavatory.

1:07:26
My plans are
always hatched in lavatories.

1:07:29
Pull the bleeding chain, then.
1:07:39
- There's none in it.
- Spool, no. Have some pride, lad.

1:07:42
- I let it out.
- Who took the water?

1:07:44
Spool, I'm talking to you, lad.
I can shoot you.

1:07:47
A hole in your head.
You'll die with your silly name.

1:07:50
- I let it out so it would be lighter.
- Shoot me, in my big toe.

1:07:55
I can, you know, shoot you, and him.
1:07:58
And you can, him.
Put a round up him. All it needs.


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