How I Won the War
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1:23:00
- I love them.
- Have you...? Are you cruel?

1:23:04
- Have you killed many Jews?
- Quite a lot.

1:23:09
- What do you say to that?
- Good Lord.

1:23:13
But then I try to find good in everybody.
1:23:29
Why choose me
as your defending officer?

1:23:31
You're the only one decently turned out.
1:23:33
- Halt. Face your front.
- Shut up.

1:23:37
This man is not fit to plead.
1:23:39
It is obvious to anyone
with a spark of humanity in them

1:23:43
that he should be treated with sympathy
and understanding and sent home.

1:23:46
- Shut up! You may not say anything.
- Defending officer, sir.

1:23:51
He's not an officer,
for all his voice and his linear belt.

1:23:55
Therefore, he may not make speeches.
He has no privileges in this court.

1:23:59
Choose anyone you like
but only officers can talk to me.

1:24:02
That makes it awkward.
He should have gone to grammar school.

1:24:06
- Got his Cert A, passed his commission,
- I came up from the ranks. I'm a general.

1:24:10
- This is a general court martial.
- For hitting me.

1:24:12
- Permission to speak.
- Shut up.

1:24:14
Speak up. Be respectful.
1:24:16
What is wrong with the army
is that there is not enough humanity in it.

1:24:19
Shut up! If it wasn't for the British army,
you wouldn't be here today.

1:24:24
Humanity!
1:24:27
We're going into Germany soon.
1:24:29
When we get to the home of the Hun,
take your pips off.

1:24:33
You're a very lucky chap.
1:24:34
You're fighting in a war which may well
turn out to be a crusade. If I know the Hun.

1:24:39
A good soldier but a bit frightful. With
any luck, he's up to some revolting things.

1:24:44
In case he isn't, better take your pips off.
1:24:47
They will put a bullet through your neck
for what you've made them do.

1:24:51
I don't think Jerry will disappoint us,
so shut up!

1:24:54
I don't think I could do that. They're the
nicest things that ever happened to me.


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