1:05:02
Before you know it
you're gone anyway.
1:05:03
Besides that, all the cats
are just wiping each other out...
1:05:06
Really?
-Literally!
1:05:08
Literally?
-Literally!
1:05:10
Do they do drugs?
-Yeah, mostly pot.
1:05:12
There's this one cat,
l don't even believe this.
1:05:15
He had his own private-owned pistol.
1:05:18
And he...
-You can do that?
1:05:20
Oh yeah, you can...
1:05:21
...but you've got to register with
the army and the whole thing.
1:05:23
You can leave the States
and get over there and...
1:05:26
This chick wants to get laid.
You can get yourself, on that one.
1:05:28
Cool!
1:05:31
That's the same one!
1:05:35
Oh yeah, the pistol!
1:05:37
So this...
1:05:40
...this guy came back in and...
1:05:42
...went to this company party.
They had wacks there.
1:05:44
There's a few wacks overseas, and...
1:05:47
...he was digging this broad and
this broad was digging him...
1:05:49
...and along comes another cat.
1:05:51
And the other cat starts digging
the broad and...
1:05:53
...this guy felt so possessive,
that this was his woman,...
1:05:55
...that he went and got his pistol.
1:05:57
And he put it down like Wyatt Earp,
tied it to his leg. No!
1:06:01
And he says to the other cat
'here l am'.
1:06:02
And the cat's all 'yeah!'
He goes back and gets his pistol...
1:06:05
...and he ties it on. And then he stood
there and went BOOM and got him!
1:06:09
Cat got it through the neck.
1:06:10
Paralyzed from the neck down
and then five days later, he died.
1:06:14
They played Wyatt Earp.
-You're kidding!
1:06:15
Brought to you by Wheeties!
-Did you see that?
1:06:19
Yeah, l saw it happen.
There's nothing l could do.
1:06:21
Why not?
-'Cause l'm not gonna take...
1:06:23
...a shot through the neck
for these guys.
1:06:24
l would never do that.
But l was stoned anyway!